Welcome to Catland

In 2001, eccentric scientists Nethel and Malbert Birman began working on a formula to turn people into cats. Shunned by the scientific community for years, their work went largely unnoticed, but more of an interest was taken in recent years when some of their top detractors started going missing.

Since 2015, countless people known to the couple have disappeared and – around the same time – several cats and kittens have been sighted in or near their home. A reliable source has now confirmed that their formula is complete and has been tested… successfully. Their dastardly plan is to turn everyone on the planet into a cat, via an airborne distribution method. It is not known how long a human can survive in this form, but the transition is almost certainly a long and painful process.

If you’re ready to help, Dr Woofred Barker (VGB) is here to tell you more…